why White people run this age

i check out a link (NSFW) from prolific pointer Jason Kottke and I’m once again reminded why White people rule the globe. It’s not a new idea, just feeling compelled to state it once more, this time without feeling: they run the world because they have a much (much) higher percentage of folk who will do absolutely *anything.*  any bloody, assinine thing at all. if you can name it, guaranteed it will be tried, if it hasn’t been already.

it is out of these absolutely stark, raving, barking mad experiments that new discoveries are made, which in turn lead to a fresh new batch of shit to fuck with. new answers urge new questions and all that, right?

what happens when you stick a firecracker fuse up your ass and light it? dewd, pull your sack up and try it! duh. like, how would you really know otherwise. that’s why protagonists investigating strange moans and nighttime thumps in so-called horror movies makes sense as a plot point for these folk. it just makes sense!  it appeases an inborn instinct to muckerfuckin *know* WHAT WAS THAT? shit is primal, hardwired to the lily crotch.

it’s always a competition to see who’s tried the most different kinds of foods. it’s always somethin. usually nasty, too.

us colored peoples of the world tend to leave well enough alone a lot more, not much for forcing Mother Nature’s hand. our ancient sciences are lost. that’s our bad. who knew? we didn’t ask. and now it may be too late to churn up that kind of insatiable hunger for knowledge.

a lot of White folk die off in these quests to discover and experience the unknowns, large or wtf. but some small percentage do manage to live to tell the tale and, wherever possible, wreak the profits.