“Gropecunt, the earliest known use of which is in about 1230, appears to have been derived as a compound of the words grope and cunt.^[1] Streets with that name were often in the busiest parts of medieval towns and cities, and at least one appears to have been an important thoroughfare.”

I’m almost inclined to believe there’s a rogue Onion writer out there fingerin’ the ‘pedia.